Chicken Nugget (Reader x Levi) AU!

You're my honey bun
sugar plum 
pumpy- umpy- umpkin- 
You're my sweety pie 
You're my cuppy cake 
Gumdrop 
Shnookums bookum's You're 
The apple of my eye 

"[NAME] SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP." Levi grumbled lowly. You only giggled and stretched your back over his slumped figure and sang louder. 

"AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU SO AND I'LL ALWAYS BE RIGHT HERE-oomph! Levi! That fuckin' hurt!" Your hand made it's way to your hip bone that was starting to slowly throb. 

"Your singing fuckin' hurts." A let out a huff and stood up, achy bones cracking in the process. He looked at your figure lying comfortably on his carpet in an awkward position. Being your everyday goofy self, you shot him one of the weirdest faces you could come with, in which he grimaced and turned away from you. 

"You're so weird." 

"But you asked me out anyway....I'm hungry." 

"[Name] you just ate three hours ago." 

"Um.. it's called a fast metabolism. I want some chicken nuggets." 

"Chicken nuggets?" 

"YES! Chicken Nuggets! The crunchy crispy golden deliciousness that will satisfy my hunger!" 

"Ew, You know that it's not real chicken." 

"So...they're still good Levy!" 

"Don't call me that." 

"Then I'll call you chicken nugget. Yea! You're my chicken nugget." 

"No, you can call me Levy." 

"Nah, I like chicken nugget better. That's a cute pet name."

"[Name] I swear to fucking Maria, I will kill you if you call me that." 

"Okay, okay...no need to be violent...Chicken nugget" 

"[NAME]!"